Johnny Test Porn Story: “Pheromones”
Johnny, could you help me out for a second?” Susan’s voice vibrated on his wrist. It took him a moment to realize he was being spoken too. He looked down at the watch to see where she was calling from. The lab, obviously. He should have known she wanted him to test some nonsense.
“I’ll be there in a second, okay?” He pushed himself up off the tangle of sheets on his bed, pushing aside crumpled porno magazines and candy bar wrappers. He hopped onto the carpet and stepped over Dukey’s sleeping form.
As he left the room, he thought for a moment what it was like to still be a lab rat at fourteen. When he was eleven it was fun to travel around the town and fight the military and various trouble makers with his sisters and dog. Now, in the beginning of his High School years it was becoming stressful. Mutant farts were no longer attractive when you wanted to get laid.
